Add 4/4 backbeat, 98 bpm, smooth. funky bassline in 1/8th notes, chunky guitar rhythms, key of G

I got something to say buts it hard to get out
maybe if I put it in this form I'll end the doubts

that haters be laying on me everyday and all the night
that I ain't a player like I should be but a punk to get shut-out

I ain't trying to be steppin' to these niggas cuz I know my place and time
Its just ironic that my freestyles seem to never, ever rhyme

Mentally/physically disabled SBCC student breaks boundaries with mobile audio production system

Check this out. I saw this presumably retarted guy on campus today with a full audio PA system strapped to his wheelchair. He had a mackie 1202 (non-VLZ) mixer, somekind of low quality mic, an amp and a speaker. I think I heard him tearing it up across campus the other day, because I saw some guy in a wheelchair rolling around blasting some 80's rock. If it's not the same guy, then that means there must be some sort of pro-audio expression movement occuring within the disabled community.

Hubris filled blogger changes name to Blog Master k, supports troops

In a bold move that has shocked the blog world to a new, deeper core, Blog Mogul Kevin Minor has legally changed his name to Blog Master K. Spoke Minor in a news conference Thurday, "I thought, 'if John Basedow can make himself a fitness celebrity just by saying he is one in a commercial, then maybe I can master the domain of blogdom by changing my name to that of the thing that does that.'" After the news was announced Wednesday, the trading value of the Verisimilitude blog stock(NASDAQ: VERI) soured 15 points as investors rallied befind Mr. Minor and his vision. "I think we are going to see a golden new era of quality blogsmanship. If you thought blogdom was meta already, you ain't percieved nothing yet!"

Greetings from Lorg

[Lorg is a 29 year old employee of 'Musik Fantastische!', Hamburgs no.1 electronic music equipment outlet. The last several years of his life have led him on an awkward social adventure through the lives of many, many strangers. After performing a google search on 'Self-reference+audio' he came upon this site to find yet another outlet for his profound truths as well as an oppurtunity to be molded by the wisdom of others. Lorg, we Salute you.]

Dear America,
I fear Americans think of Germans with bad thougts. With hate in heart the world collapses. Terrosism is great threat, and as allies americans and germans killing in war together. So I say to America "No more dissidence!".

Love,
Lorg

Headlines: Bush elected new Pope, humans furious

In a political move that has shocked the religous and secular world to a new, deeper core, the Vatican today anounced that President G.W. Bush will replace recently deceased Pope John Paul II as head of the Catholic church. Vatican deliberations considering the matter lasted a record 45 minutes, with the decision pronounced shortly after noon today. Vatican sources say that, in addition to the requisite conglomeration of cardinals, present at the deliberations were international cash-monger Dick Cheney and Mr. Bush himself, both of whom denied any knowledge of the recent death of three cardinals found in a sewer near St. Peters Basilica friday.
In a press conference given shortly after the announcement was made, Mr. Bush addressed a perplexed and awnry world: "I would like to let the world know today, that, today will be a new day; a day of hope, peace, proseperity, and relentless freedom spreading. " After discussing at length the legitimacy of his ascension to power, Mr. Bush quoted the bible repeatedly, citing many passages which, upon his interpretation, suggested that his approach to geo-political affairs was true, just, and ina accordance with the 'gentle hand of God'. More than twelve thousand are dead in the streets of London, Los Angeles, New York, Paris, and Amersterdam as waves of widespread looting and killing sweep the globe.