CleanHarmony.com

Welcome to CleanHarmony.com, the only online dating site that gaurantees to hook you up with the cleanest of mates. Our patented tru-livin' (tm) 512 dimensional compatibility algorithm ensures that bogus or vague info from our subscribers will not obscure your chances of finding that special someone. To proceed, please answer these questions as honestly as possible:

Rate the following from 0-9; 0 = highly disagree, 9 = highly agree:

1) If my bf/gf is cheating on me, I might as well stay with them, because I would probably go get with someone else that would cheat on me anyway.

2) The superficiality of other ppl depresses me.

3) Roasted things are an important part of my daily routine.

4) I wish my bf/gf would go spend more time with their own friends/family and just let me do what I want with who I want.

5) I think too many hot girls are too preoccupied with weird smells in their environment.

6) Hiding a meth lab is a real bitch.

7) I think women have a hard time projecting their selves onto their online dating profiles, and instead manufacture some ideal image that they think will make them seem desirable.

8) I am annoyed by ppl who think electric guitars sound annoying.

9) I am amused by and feel sorry for ppl who fuss over pop culture fashions.

10) I don't fit into any of the millions of American subcultures.

11) I think the religion matching sections of most online dating sites are totally screwed up.

12) I have used petty insults to intentionally hurt the feelings of my gf/bf when squablling because I am immature.

13) I'm wary of members of my bf/gf's family screwing up our kids.

14) I usually wish my bf/gf would leave me alone after sex.

15) America is populated with masses of generic, cannon-fodder personalities.

16) Chicks freak out about porn viewing way too much.

17) Chris Murphy is a good artist.