Hubris filled blogger changes name to Blog Master k, supports troops
In a bold move that has shocked the blog world to a new, deeper core, Blog Mogul Kevin Minor has legally changed his name to Blog Master K. Spoke Minor in a news conference Thurday, "I thought, 'if John Basedow can make himself a fitness celebrity just by saying he is one in a commercial, then maybe I can master the domain of blogdom by changing my name to that of the thing that does that.'" After the news was announced Wednesday, the trading value of the Verisimilitude blog stock(NASDAQ: VERI) soured 15 points as investors rallied befind Mr. Minor and his vision. "I think we are going to see a golden new era of quality blogsmanship. If you thought blogdom was meta already, you ain't percieved nothing yet!"
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Unsolved Mysteries Update:
Two months ago we first aired the story of the missing marijuana cigarette nub.
Last seen under the right front wheel of white car, it was found 20 minutes later on the ground some 20 feet away. Apparently the wind had gotten hold of it.
The bereaved original owner of the joint was joined by a close friend, the police, and some 100 community supporters. Collectively, they combed the parking lot in search of Little Suzy Smokenheimer.
"It's just great to have her back home where she belongs", said the owner.
To which the friend replied, "Yah, in our lungs! It's a huge relief that the nub wasn't too dirty or unsmokable after all that time."
God damn! I hate when I make one small grammatical error in a comment then can't edit it because it's not my blog!
FUCKCKCKKCCKK!
Can you find the error in my comment above?
fucking hilarious Kevin! You should write for the Onion!
[i]"It's just great to have her back home where she belongs", said the owner.[/i]
Comma goes inside the quotes. Is that what you're refering to Cody?
FUCK don't you hate it when you use the wrong mark up codes and you can't change it because it's not your blog!
Actually I was referring to this more serious error:
"Last seen under the right front wheel of white car..."
Not the omission of "a" in "of white car".
Your brain must have auto-corrected it just like mine did when I was writing it.
See, even I, THE GREAT MR. RADON ENGLISH TEACHER GOD did not notice that error. I guess I was looking for something more obscure.
Yah, I used the right mark up tags this time!
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