Greetings from Lorg
[Lorg is a 29 year old employee of 'Musik Fantastische!', Hamburgs no.1 electronic music equipment outlet. The last several years of his life have led him on an awkward social adventure through the lives of many, many strangers. After performing a google search on 'Self-reference+audio' he came upon this site to find yet another outlet for his profound truths as well as an oppurtunity to be molded by the wisdom of others. Lorg, we Salute you.]
Dear America,
I fear Americans think of Germans with bad thougts. With hate in heart the world collapses. Terrosism is great threat, and as allies americans and germans killing in war together. So I say to America "No more dissidence!".
Love,
Lorg
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Lorg, Lorg, Lorg Dot Org
Everybody knows that it rhymes with Borg
Can't stop skiin'
Won't stop drinkin'
When I go out with Lorg the bitches be winkin'
He's a magical man from Euro-Land
With a corn cob pipe and a cock in his hand.
Relax ladies, that hand is his own.
He don't dig on the knob he dig on the toe... (camel that is)
Camel cigarettes
Red wine vinaigrette
This beat be degenerating into a retarded vignette.
Goodbye Lorgy.
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