Please answer the following questions:
1)
What is your favorite food?
2)
If you had to be stuck on a desert island with Ben and J-lo, or just Gary Coleman (who would still be a security guard), which would you pick (warning: Gary may have legitimate jurisdiction over you, and Ben and J-lo don't have any of their money, and they hate each other)?
3)
What is your favorite pointless question?
4)
What is your favorite non-pointless question and how does it differ from a pointless one?
5)
Are any of the above questions non-pointless?
6)
What city do you wish you could have been born in?
7)
If you had to have a terminal illness that would claim you in less than 5 years, what illness would it be (those who are terminally ill are exempt from this question)?
8)
Boxers or briefs?
9)
Is question #8 the paradigmatic pointless question of this lot, or is there another contender (#1?) for this position? Why?
10)
If you had precient knowledge about the fact that the earth would soon temporarily start rotating about its axis at a speed three times greater than its current rate, what preparations would you make (It would spin up to the new speed during the first minute, maintain that speed for 40 minutes, and then spin down to the normal speed during the last minute)?
11) Must questions about pointless questions be themselves pointless?