Things to do at work when not working
1) Write blog posts about what you do when not working.
2) Get a drink of water/randomly walk around.
3) Talk to one of the employees of City College for awhile.
4) Go on ebay and check out how much a replacement 1/8" tape head would cost.
5) Read and comment on other peoples blogs.
6) Read the book that I forgot to bring today.
3 Comments:
Comments on yours:
1) You couldn't help putting this one in could you?
2) I used to do that. It's important to look as though you have a sense of purpose--like you are going somewhere. That way no one will question you.
Mine:
7) Pontificate about how the whole working society system is gay while staring at desk or computer.
8) Try in vain to conjure up some money making scheme which will allow oneself to never work again.
9) Become upset at the lack of females in the workplace. (This is only a problem at some jobs) It always helps ones outlook on life to have hot ass walking around, regardless of whether one gets to rub it.
10) Look back fondly on the carefree days of non-work, and be mad at yourself for that period of time when you felt useless and tried so hard to get a job which is now eating your soul. (Also only a problem at some jobs... but most of the people I know feel this at some time)
Kevin... I'm not real. The experiment is over. In ten seconds the world will melt away revealing your alien captors.
Oh wait... no, I mean that you are God and that the whole universe is just your daydream, and when reality fades there will be nothing but your own mind to tear itself apart.
In your pain and great omnipotence you will intentionally wipe away your newfound godhood and start the universe anew, placing yourself at the time of your birth. With all memory of the truth gone you will once again live through this life as you have an infinite number of times already.
And so it goes.
Things Fx Does While Not Working
1. Make personal business cards that say "CyrusFx - Effectinator/Jammaster for Hire."
2. Punt small dogs cuz its funny to see small mammals get hurt for no good reason.
3. Audit my hos and bitches for cash.
4. Count the cold, hard cash and watch it stack high.
5. Wait for the Apocalypse.
6. Wait for the downfall of the U.S. empire.
7. Jam with Bela Fleck & John McLaughlin.
8. Empty clips from my AK at random passerbys in an ethnic neighborhood of choice.
9. Dream of two chicks at the same time.
10. Continue work on putting it all together.
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