I was going to put an entry here about Jesus and penis enlargement. The idea was: accept Jesus and the holy spirit will invigorate your manhood. After a bit of careful reflection, I decided my parody would be too sacraligous to publish, so instead here is a meta-comment about that parody. I will leave it to the reader to decide if this comment is more or less offensive than the parody (I think less, but there is only one way to find out...).