War Rant I

Well, America is finally getting over the disgrace it recently brought upon itself. Oh, no, not the disgrace brought on by the whole Iraq invasion itself, rather, just the part where we put hoods on those we didn't bomb thoroughly enough. Good thing we chose to take the humane high road and just bomb all those civilians rather than try and hood them all, like you know those sadistic bastards in the pentagon really wanted to do.

NOTE TO PEOPLE OF AMERICA: WE ARE AT WAR. OUR MILITARY WAGES OUR WAR FOR US. TO PREVAIL IN WAR, OUR MILITARY NEEDS INFORMATION ABOUT OUR ENEMY. THIS INFORMATION CAN BE EXTRACTED FROM OUR ENEMY. THIS PROCESS IS NECESSARY FOR THE SUCCESSFUL WAGING OF WAR. THE PROBLEM IS WAR!